Wrote this after closing, sorry

Okay so Kara said pick a stout and say something nice. I picked Harbor Night and then I also picked a second one for quality control which is not what quality control means but the lights were already half off.

Harbor Night tastes like coffee if coffee went to community college and got really into chocolate. I mean that as a compliment. Mitch would say “team favorite.” I am saying it tastes like the good kind of tired.

Do not reserve a six-pack through the website. That button is not how any of this works. Come tomorrow. Bring a friend who will drive.